Thursday, December 4, 2008

Warning: This entry describes very gross material
i watched a creepy hippie-porno-like video on vaginal births the other day... (no, not for my own pleasure but for clinicals)
basically the point of watching it was just to see a different take on the way people viewed/performed/delivered a baby.
THERE ARE NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE WHAT HAPPENED IN THIS VIDEO. i really don't even know what to say. oh if only you could watch it...

highlights
-first of all it was from the 70s (and this was not animated or a re-enactment) HIPPIES. EVERYONE.
-no one wore gloves (touching the vagina and baby and placenta and ALL with bare hands. wtf)
-everyone had really long hair that was not tied back (easily could have touched places it should not be touching)
-the husband was in there and while the woman is literally laying there with her legs wide opened, naked, baby trying to come out, she and her husband start "smooching" (aka making out wtf)
and the midwiveS(multiple) are stimulating the woman's nipples (biggest nipples i've ever seen!)
-woman kept saying "oh baby, oh baby" while looking at her husband
-more that i can't remember or most likely just trying to block out of my memory for good

AHHH. ok so i guess there ARE words to describe what i saw in this video.. but OMG. AH. Definitely a different take on it!

Ok, so you kind of understand why the hell they're doing that: arousal and stimulation of the woman(nipples) can help start uterine contractions. Which is a good thing..needed for the baby to be delivered.. Yeah i won't go into detail. I just had to share. Weirdest video ever.
I think i'd rather watch real porn. NOT. Keepin it PG!


-abbie

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